When people ask me how I like being home from college
I’m just like:
14th of May 2012
20th of April 2012
We can stick anything into the fog and make it look like a ghost.
But tonight let us not become tragedies.
We are not funeral homes
with propane tanks in our windows
lookin’ like cemeteries.
Cemeteries are just the Earth’s way of not letting go.
Let go.
Tonight, poets, let’s turn our wrists so far backwards
the razor blades in our pencil tips
can’t get a good angle on all that beauty inside.
Step into this.
With your airplane parts.
Move forward.
And repeat after me with your heart:
I no longer need you to fuck me as hard as I hated myself.
Make love to me
like you know I am better than the worst thing I ever did.
Go slow.
I’m new to this,
but I have seen nearly every city from a rooftop
without jumping.
I have realized that the moon
did not have to be full for us to love it.
That we are not tragedies
stranded here beneath it.
That if our hearts
really broke
every time we fell from love
I’d be able to offer you confetti by now.
But hearts don’t break, y’all,
they bruise and get better.
We were never tragedies.
We were emergencies.
You call 9 – 1 – 1.
Tell them I’m havin’ a fantastic time.
We Were Emergencies - Buddy Wakefield
18th of April 2012
How Titanic could have ended…
1st of April 2012
(Source: coolnessgraphed)
30th of March 2012
27th of March 2012
How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven: One to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.
How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seventy-six: One to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb’s right not to change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.
How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: New Haven looks better in the dark.
How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.
How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One: He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, there is no electricity in Hanover.
26th of March 2012
Warning!
Via Kurt White
19th of March 2012
(Source: brotips)
8th of March 2012
Appropriately pointed, though perhaps a bit overly critical…
http://www.wrongingrights.com/2012/03/the-definitive-kony-2012-drinking-game.html
7th of March 2012
